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Secret service agent walks into a Latin brothel…

The secret service prostitution scandal continues to burn. Amazed at the fallout based on such a petty starting fire. The girl and the main agent involved, got into an argument over how much money she was owed. Why this Secret Service agent would not be shitting bricks that the girl was gettin loud is beyond my comprehension. Even a sandwich vendor would be aware of the catastrophic repercussions if a prostitute was linked to you during working hours. This agent, not only refused to pay the girl what she wanted, but didn’t want to compromise either. Bad decision. Horrible decision. One of those decisions you think about years later and realize the moment when your entire world began to crumble.

Rule number 1 in pay for play: when shit starts to go wrong, carefully, and very clearly weigh your options. Remember Kenny Rogers; sometimes you got to know when to hold them, and know when to fold em. If the agent simply had no money on him, illogical, as he was traveling on government money not his, but say for argument’s sake the reason he refused to pay the girl was he just didn’t have the money. Ok, but then he could have done a thousand other things besides throwing her out the room with just a few dollars. Go next door to your buddies, tell them this fucking bitch is starting to cause problems and I need to pay her and get her out of Dodge asap. Lemme hold $250 till we get back. I assure you, that option would have been a thousand times better than the one he took.

The absolute worst move he could have made was calling her bluff and hoping she would just go away. Because if she followed thru, he was toast. Well, as we all now know, she did follow thru, and his secret service career is now pretty much toast.

Anyway, this story in the Washington Post offers a tantalizing glimpse of the life in Columbia. You can only imagine how smoking hot some of those little latin concuellas are.

• Prostitution is legal in Columbia.
• Approximately 2 percent of Cartagena’s students work as prostitutes
• One of the popular clubs in the city offers rooms in the back for $100

What was that? Oh nothing, that was just the sound of Columbia’s tourist industry crashing thru the ceiling.

Washington Post story here.

Minneapolis superstar entertainer: Viviana

612-390-6849

I called this chick some time ago with plans on doing a video shoot of her. Because her body looks so tight, I envisioned a shoot with her diving in and out of a pool. I have a high speed camera where she could create some spectacular images.

So we texted information and she was receptive. She was interested and wanted me to call. I called several days later, and maybe because she was busy, she offered a friend in place, someone who apparently she had told about the project and was also interested.

But her friend’s pics didn’t measure up to Miss Viviana. She really looks smoking hot. Tall and slender, very curvy, nice shoulders and legs and a very fat and juicy looking ass. Perfect model material and perfect exotic very private dancer material also.

Now her asking price on some outcall specials is just $100. My dudes, believe me, it would cost you 1/5th of that, just to walk in the door to Deja Vu. $100 for a chick this hot to come to your palace and treat you like a Drug King in your own fucking cartel, is a virtual no brainer.

On behalf of the lovely Miss Viviana and myself, I salute you my friends! I hope your weekend is special, your fun is lasting and your good luck stays strong.

Remember even in times of economic uncertainty, a man’s got to do, what a man’s go to do.

Minneapolis erotic entertainer: Alyssa

Thanks fellas! Exposure noted!

Road trip tonight?

I got this dreaded restless feelings in the loins,
this fire that I know so well,
that can only be quenched by female attention,
warm, hot, soft and close.

And nature always reverting to what it knows best, I head for Choice stripclub. Most times guys ask me, why spend $200+ at a stripclub where you can’t even touch, when you can touch all you want with an escort, for about the same amount?

Valid question, all things being equal. Nature reverting to what it knows best, you of course will take the sure option and get the sure result. Problem is, pay for play is far from being equal. You call up a stranger for some service that you dare not even discuss with her and once meeting her, must bow down three times and place your offerings on the table and back away with head bowed.

Just not into that.

I want it quick and I want it easy and I want to keep it simple.

Not the slightest bit interested in dinner, and dancing and dating and GFE/DATY/WTF/OMG, I just want a hot woman, to let me be King, for the brief amount of time that money lasts with her.

Boom, stripclubs. No dickering, no dathering. ‘You want this ass? Hand over the ducats. For the next three minutes, this ass it’s yours.’

Is it a tease? Absolutely. All true OG’s understand that. But if the tease you enjoy, and then often get taken to another level based on the dancer’s connection with you, buddy, there are not too many more ridiculous experiences that can top a super hot, near naked freak minded dancer, who is determined to rock your world.

But to each his own.

Tonight, I might be back in my own.

Minneapolis Massage therapist & Exotic dancer: Honey

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Club Report: Saturday 3/31/12

The Temple of Booty Pleasure

Choice Gentelemen’s Club
254 2nd Avenue North  Minneapolis, MN 55401
(612) 204-0207

I love my stripclub and my stripclub is choice!

Looks like spring is taking it’s own sweet time to arrive in Erotic City. Weathermen keep promising 72+ degrees, and sorry, to me it has not hit anywhere near 70 in the last week and a half.

Hot weather brings out the freak in everyone and I been getting my freak on at Choice stripclub, in downtown Minneapolis.

Last saturday night was insane. Here are some of the stunnas that were on duty:

Carmen – Tall slender, sensational body black chick. HUGE titties, nice ass, perfectly flat tummy, looooong sexy legs. If she asks if you want a dance, SAY YES! She is that good!

Rachel – Probably, the most incredible body at Choice. Everything in perfect symmetry to her body. Perfect tits, big and luscious, no fat at all, just all curves. Teeny waist and the bubblebutt to end all bubblebutts. Her nude stage show is breathtaking. Ultrahot and sexy dancer. However, and a somewhat big however, she is a bit cold and standoffish. For one thing, she spends 90% of her time, huddled in the back in a chair, either playing games on her phone, or just ignoring all the guys in the club lusting after her. She rarely comes by to ask if you want a dance. I know that you can go to her also to get your dance, but if I’m paying you, I kind of expect that you are going to seek me out for the payday. But and no pun intended, her incredible ass is almost enough to make up for this lack of social lapdance skills.

Audrina – This chick used to be my favorite, and she still is, but with the influx of gorgeousness in the club lately, I have had a tough time still giving her some love whenever I do come in. Petite white chick with the curves I adore, nice titties and a lovely fat ass. Moreover because we now have had some history, she is pretty comfortable with me, which often leads to far more massive enjoyment than I would get with a regular no history dancer. Also one thing I really like about her is that even when she sees me spending mucho dinero on some other dancers, when she asks me to dance and I very reluctantly say perhaps later, she never gets huffy. Some dancers (Minnie, can you hear me?) seem to get a bit of an attitude when you say no to their advances. Some will begin walking away before the ‘No.’ even leaves your mouth. Audrina is always pleasant and smiling even when I say not now and she always promises to come back later. I really like that. Shows class and maturity. Might I also add, she is a fantastic lapdancer.

Simone – Now every guy has his favorite girl, and Simone is got me wrapped around her mesmerizing ass. Her body is just sick. If you could measure her waist, I defy you to get more than 24-25 inches, with at least a 38 on the ass. Hands down in my eyes, the fattest, juiciest, softest, most mouthwatering ass in the club! And trust me, for Choice, that is saying something! Having her settle in your lap, with the curve of her ass inches from your face, is the kind of sensation all bootyluvers of the Ebony Nation must experience once in their lifetimes. If I could go broke feeding her twenties per 3 minute song for the rest of my life, I think I could die a happy man. Her lapdances are on a whole nother level. During the nightly 2 for ones that Choice now offers, snatching her up is a priority. She keeps telling me we need to check out the VIP and considering that I usually spend more than what the VIP costs anyway, I am thinking this is a definite possibility.

Nakova – Now if there is a favorite dancer for me that can narrow out Simone, it might be this chick Nakova. When you think of the classic bonecrusher supreme, her name is Nakova. I would attach a pic her from her old days at Choice but it does no justice to the total dyme she is now. Nakova puts the VO to voluptuous. She is just stunning! Titties that two soldiers could sleep on, all the curves any man could handle and a wonderful thick soft and fat ass, she is absolute magic. Also I might add, a sweet and open personality. Her lapdance personality is similar to Simone and Carmen: they understand lapdancing is not a cheap pursuit. At $20 for little over 3 minutes, a guy can burn thru money real quick at the club. These girls do their best to give you quality lapdances for your hard earned money and Nakova is the best. Have not had her yet in VIP, but it’s just a matter of time.

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Now as far as the ambience of a Saturday night, I will admit that is by far the best night for the sheer variety of women. The club was packed with hot dancers, not just the ones I named here. Not only that, but Choice seems to draw a good amount of either off duty dancers from other clubs, or just regular hot women who come out to have a good time at the stripclub. There was an asian chick there on Saturday night, in a tight red miniskirt, that I would have paid cash to see on stage.

But while the variety is impressive, the club is just so small that with just 15-20 guys on hand and about half the amount in dancers, things can get real crowded very quickly. For example during the 2 for 1′s, you might not be able to find a couch to take your girl to. Not only that, but unlike say Deja Vu, which has semi enclosed booths on the 2nd floor that offers far more privacy, Choice has only the big lapdance room, other than the top floor VIP, which is very private. This means when it gets crowded, you can have another guy getting his groove on just a few feet away from you. Now some guys have no problems with that, other guys, like me, kind of prefer a more enclosed area, a less open dance area. Not really that big a deal, because there are still moments when the lapdance area is empty or not so full, but around club closing time, it can be a madhouse. Dancers love it because that’s when they make their money, but if you prefer the more sedate and less rowdy atmosphere, then you might want to try a day shift, or better, a slower night, like Tuesday or Wednesday.

Still any night is a good night at Choice. As any bootyluver knows, it all begins and ends with the dancers. Quality dancers provide a quality experience and choice has the quality dancers in spades.

I can’t wait to see Simone or Nakova again!

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